"Cheetah" Woods

Tiger may be a good putter, but he sure is a terrible driver!

Do you know if Tiger Woods is gonna play 9 or 18 hoes this weekend?

Whats Tigers favorite course? Intercourse!

What STD did Tiger pass to his partners? Golf Clap...

What do baby seals and Tiger have in common? They are both afraid of being clubbed by Norwegians!

Why did Phil Mickelson call Tigers Wife? He wanted advice on how to beat Tiger with a 9-iron!

Poor, poor Tiger. He was on top of the world and in a matter of days it all has crashed down on him. Tiger was a man I looked up to. To myself and the rest of the world Tiger was a star, a role model. He was a person who had it all a picture perfect family, an amazing career. He made the sport of golf relevant, he was the first athlete to earn over a billion dollars. He had everything anyone could have asked for in this world but he had to have more.

Tiger isn't perfect, he is just a man, a man with a gift and"to whom much is given, much is expected." (Luke 12:48) The world expected a lot out of Tiger, he is global icon. I am sincerely saddened that he brought this on himself. I don't know what the future holds for Tiger, but forever onward his image will be tarnished.

Tiger will go on to pass Jack Nicklaus record of 18 major wins. The golf course is a great place to forget about the world. I'm sure the driving range will be his escape as he pounds bucket after bucket trying to forget the things he has done. While he's out there I hope he remembers his family and that he still has the chance to be a good father. He can't change the past, I can only hope he makes his own future better by realizing that life is not just about golf and being a superstar, doing whatever he wants but that life if about family, the ones you love, and the responsibility you have to them. Deep down, I believe, Tiger cares and knows that he is not living how he is supposed to. Hopefully Tiger will change and see what he has done is wrong. And when he does I might be able to support and cheer for him once again!